Advice & tips

[100%]

Please Donate Advice or Tips about everything and anything to everybody and nobody....

to the old lady in the queue,
in the future please retrieve your wallet and locate the (non-exact) cash BEFORE you reach the cash register.

[ziggyjuarez]

To Cuba& China:
Cut the shit,you know what you must do.

[Mr. Mulder]

For the attention of old women who walk there dogs in the Lincoln area: just because my dog sniffs your dog, it does not entitle you to speak to me and or follow me to the shops and back. I do not now, nor have I ever cared for your medical history or your nephew who’s just gotten married.

[manker]

To people that text message me; If I've answered your text and I haven't asked you a question, don't bother texting me back with an unrelated question. If you want to chat just phone me. Texting pisses me off.

[Mr. Mulder]

For the attention of the workers of the Lincoln Bus Station Co-op. When I am standing in line to purchase whatever bottles of delights you have on offer and keep checking my watch whilst looking at you in disgust, it generally means hurry the fuck up as I have a bus to catch in less than two minutes. It does not mean, turn to your left and start chatting to Barbara on till one about putting in some extra hours, please just concentrate on the ones you have.

[100%]

To all foreigners living in Scandinavia,
Take a vacation, or go home at least once a year (especially in the winter) inorder to (try) save your integrity.

[DarthInsinuate]

FAO drivers who nearly hit me when i cross the street - use your damn turn signals

[vidcc]

Always fart into the rings on top of your gas cooker. This will turn back the gas meter, and save you a fortune over a period of time.

[100%]

Thanx for that economically enhancing tip Vidccc.

To women,
When there is a stressfull situation, screaming does not help.

[vidcc]

for women as well.

don't even try to throw overarm.