Johnny's next door neighbour had a baby. Unfortunately, the
little baby was born with no ears. When they arrived home from the
hospital, the parents invited Little Johnny's family to come over and
see their new baby. Little Johnny's parents were very afraid their son would
have a wisecrack to say about the baby. So, Little Johnny's dad had
a talk with Little Johnny before going to the neighbours. He said
"Now, son...that poor baby was born without any ears. I want you
to be on your best behaviour and not say one word about his ears, or
I'm really going to spank your butt when we get back home."
"I promise not to mention his ears at all," said Little Johnny. At the
neighbour's home, Little Johnny leaned over the crib and
touched the baby's hand. He looked at it's mother and said, "Oh
what a beautiful little baby!"
The mother, who knew Johnny and was bracing herself for his comment,
was pleasantly surprised and said, "Thank you very much, Little Johnny."
He then said, "This baby has perfect little hands, feet," then said,
"Why...just look at his pretty little eyes... Did his doctor say he can see
The Mother said a bit bewildered, hesitantly replies,
"Why,yes...his doctor said he has 20/20 vision, why do you ask?"
Little Johnny said, "Well, it's a good thing, cause the
little fucker can't wear glasses".