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    -- nvm, read the other joke below
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    Originally posted by Wolfmight@1 April 2003 - 21:13
    Once there was a nerdy guy who got the fastest internet connection in the world.
    It was 1,000 times the speed of a the best military connections.
    His moniter size was the size of a movie theater screen and his house was out on some island far far away.
    He never came out of that house for years. When he was first seen in a long time, his right arm was 10x as strong-n-bulky as Arnold Swartzenegger's and he would accidentally poke a girl's eye out whenever he saw one.
    Ok ? did you finish it off or is that it ?
    If its the polished article...whats so funny ? lol

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    i found this on a joke site, it's a short one.
    I already said it's not the *best joke ever* it's a joke about a guy with the *best internet connection*
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    Here's a favorite joke of mine!!!
    And it is so damn funny!



    A man goes to his doctor complaining that his penis has turned a strange
    orange color. After extensive testing the doctor calls the man in for a
    consultation and tells him that all the tests have come back negative.
    He tells the man that most likely it's being caused by stress.

    The doctor goes on, "You know, stress can do strange things to the body.
    Tell me, has anything traumatic been happening in your life recently?"
    The man says, "Well, I just got fired from my job." The doctor says,
    "That must be it - that's a very bad thing." The man says, "Oh no, it
    was wonderful because I hated that job and my boss was a total moron who
    had no conception of how to treat his people. This was one of the best
    things that could ever have happened to me. I just got a new job and I
    love it. My new boss is great."

    The doctor continued, "Anything else happen?" "Well, I just got
    divorced", replied the patient. The doctor said, "That's got to be the
    problem." The man said, "No, actually my wife and I had a terrible
    relationship and I feel so much better since we seperated."

    The doctor says, "How about your social life, any problems there?" The
    man says, "No, I have been taking it easy. For the last few months I
    have spent most evenings sitting at home, watching porno flicks and
    eating cheese curls!"

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    ROFL

  8. Funny S**t   -   #7
    Originally posted by Wolfmight@1 April 2003 - 20:13
    Once there was a nerdy guy who got the fastest internet connection in the world.
    It was 1,000 times the speed of a the best military connections.
    His moniter size was the size of a movie theater screen and his house was out on some island far far away.
    He never came out of that house for years. When he was first seen in a long time, his right arm was 10x as strong-n-bulky as Arnold Swartzenegger's and he would accidentally poke a girl's eye out whenever he saw one.
    No offence but this is crap.

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    k, i'll try and find the site i got it from and give em hate mail then I sorta agree..the long jokes are better.

  10. Funny S**t   -   #9
    I donīt even understand the joke.

    Did he get a big arm for using the computer for a long time and then go out and poke someone in the eye?

    By the way,I can poke you in the eye cuz I am a proffesional eye poker.
    Just look at this thread over here and see my picture when I poke Dwightfry in the eye:
    http://www.klboard.ath.cx/bb/index.php?act...606&st=0&hl=eye

  11. Funny S**t   -   #10
    did i miss it? Not really funny, it seems like there should be more

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