Little Jordan was staying with his grandmother for a few days.
He'd been playing outside for a while when he came into the house and asked
her, "Grandma, what is it called when people are sleeping on top of each
She was a little taken aback, but decided to tell him he truth. "It's called
sexual intercourse, darling."
Little Jordan just said, "OK" and went back outside to play.
A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, "Grandma, it is not
called sexual intercourse!
It's called bunk beds!"