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Thread: You will indeed go to hell if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior!

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    You will indeed go to hell if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior!
    prove it.

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    You will indeed go to hell if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior!
    I nominate Kitty Kate for the most inappropriate usage of the purple smiley face posticon in the month of Jan 2005.
    Last edited by manker; 01-26-2005 at 12:25 PM.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
    prove it.
    *Kills Mr. Mulder and watches him get sucked into the gates of hell* Mwahahaha Is that proof enough for you?

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    Teh evil greeby
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Heaven seems too easy to get into nowadays - all you have to do is confess?
    maybe they should enforce a height restriction or something
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    Hmm not sure about that one. Aren't most evil dictators and old ladies quite short.

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    Goblins are little too.

    Maybe some sort of measuring chart, like they have on rollercoasters, could be used.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    We could ban all short people from heaven. It would be great especially as there would be no kids. It would mean that my boyfriend wouldn't be able to go but we all have to make sacrifices.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kitty Kate
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    Nice first post

    welcome

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    Quote Originally Posted by ginguar
    We could ban all short people from heaven. It would be great especially as there would be no kids. It would mean that my boyfriend wouldn't be able to go but we all have to make sacrifices.
    You're boyfriend is a kid

    Tall or not, you're off to hell greeby.
    Last edited by manker; 01-26-2005 at 12:42 PM.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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