When I grow old I have a plan
First i will trick you dumb youngsters ! one way i will do this is pretend to be hard of hearing, and get you to shout, then ask why are you shouting ?
It will also be a great excuse to hit people with handbags and look back on ' the good ol' days'
i am always gonna have a seat on the bus, wont have to worry about getting fat, cos i will be ( i aint gonna be a skinny old scary lady)
I will have an excuse to curse people - im old !
Only problem is the fact old people are generally quite scary and babble on