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    "President Bush said if Iraq gets rid of Saddam, he'll help the Iraqi people with food, medicine, supplies, housing, education. Isn't that amazing? He finally comes up with a domestic agenda. And for Iraq! Maybe we could bring that here."

    (Jay Leno)



    "This war is not about oil -- it's about gasoline,"

    (Jay Leno)



    "Bush got a coded message from Saddam that read: '370HSSV-0773H'," the official said. "Bush was stumped and sent for the CIA. The CIA also had no answer, so it was sent to Bill Clinton. He suggested turning it upside down."


    (New Zealand Government official to journalists)



    "American and British troops handed out food to hundreds of Iraqis. Not surprisingly, Iraqis handed the British food back."


    (Conan O'Brien)



    "Bush is going to have to finish this war himself -- he doesn't have a son who can do it for him later."


    (Harald Schmidt)



    "Saddam claims to have shot down a British warplane, but Bush says: 'It's a lie. We shot it down!'"

    (Daily Izvestiya, Moscow)




    "Mr Bush, do you have proof that Iraq has weapons of mass destruction?," asks a journalist at a fictional news conference. Bush's answer: "Yes, we kept the receipts."

    (Daily Izvestiya, Moscow)





    "The text on leaflets dropped over Iraq reads: 'McDonald's, opening soon in Baghdad. Collect four of these and you'll get a free Coke once we're finished bombing'."

    (Sweden)

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    It is always good to have a laugh every once and a while, keeps you alive and not to depressed about things... B)

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