My Gran's faves are;
Come in if your feet are clean.
You'll catch your death of cold.
The gypsies will take you away.
Mind the way you go.
Nice girls don't climb trees.
Theres more meat on a carrot.
Scone at any door.
You're not too old to go over my knee.
Someone in the pub called me a scone at any door, and it instantly reminded me of her.
What words of wisdom and silly sayings did your elders pass on to you?