Ha! You think I'd ask you lot
No, but if anyone wants some then feel free to ask, I'm off out to watch the footie later but I'll reply tomorrow, or better still when I'm drunk later tonight.
As an aside, if you're wondering about the motivation behind this thread, last night I bumped into a bloke who I hadn't seen for ages. He told me that he'd finished with his missus because of an argument regarding pets or something, I did my best impression of this smiley and advised him to get back with her since he is unlikely to do any better.
He seemed pretty happy with that.
Edit: Any bin problems or comments will be summarily ignored