Relationship Advice.

[DanB]

If unhappy with your girl
theres always photochop

[Cheese]

If unhappy with your girl
theres always photochop

Don't fancy yours much.

[enoughfakefiles]

Don't fancy yours much.

You like the top one then.??

[Busyman]

If unhappy with your girl
theres always photochop

Wow....removed the acne, freckles, and the fat.

Very good.

[Vargas]

I'm worried my girlfriend maybe a ninja-robot sent back from a future alternative dimension of the past to train the dinosaurs of Jurassic Park into a Superbowl winning team that goes onto solve mysteries with the help of a large dog and a talking horse.

Please advise.

put all your money on the dinosaurs

[sArA]

A Royal Rumble would make a better spectacle.

They could draw lots for order of entering the ring and the last one to be tossed off is the winner.

I will assume that the innuendo is intentional.....

[hobbes]

Ha! You think I'd ask you lot

No, but if anyone wants some then feel free to ask, I'm off out to watch the footie later but I'll reply tomorrow, or better still when I'm drunk later tonight.


As an aside, if you're wondering about the motivation behind this thread, last night I bumped into a bloke who I hadn't seen for ages. He told me that he'd finished with his missus because of an argument regarding pets or something, I did my best impression of this smiley and advised him to get back with her since he is unlikely to do any better.

He seemed pretty happy with that.

I heard she shot him later that night, good call. I'm going to hold my questions for the moment.

[Smith]

I'm worried my girlfriend maybe a ninja-robot sent back from a future alternative dimension of the past to train the dinosaurs of Jurassic Park into a Superbowl winning team that goes onto solve mysteries with the help of a large dog and a talking horse.

Please advise.

Thats not good...