Life's Eternal Questions
I had amnesia once -- maybe twice.
Photons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.
All I ask is a chance to prove money can't make me happy.
If the world was a logical place, men would ride horses sidesaddle.
What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
They told me I was gullible.... and I believed them.
Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to merge his car onto a freeway.
Two can live as cheaply as one, but for half as long.
Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.
One nice thing about egotists... they don't talk about other people.
A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
How can there be self-help "groups"?
Is there another word for synonym?
The speed of time is one second per second.
If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
It's not an optical illusion. It just looks like one.
Is it my imagination, or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?