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    A Meaningful Tale


    There is a man standing in the middle of a river, fly fishing.

    There is a fish in the river that says "When that fly comes down I'm going to jump up and get it."

    There is a bear on the side of the river that says "When that fish jumps up to get the fly I'm going to jump into the river and eat the fish."

    There is a hunter in the woods next to the river that says "When that bear goes to get the fish I'm going to shoot him and bring home a trophy."

    There are two mice standing behind the hunter that say "When that hunter goes to shoot the bear the sandwich is going to fall out of his back pocket, and we're going to eat it."

    There is a cat standing behind the two mice that says "when those mice go to get the sandwich I'm going to pounce on them and eat them."

    Well... the fly came down
    the fish got the fly
    the bear got the fish
    the hunter shot the bear
    the mice got the sandwich
    and the cat jumped to get the mice, and landed in the middle of the river.

    What's the moral of this story?
    - "When a fly goes down, a pussy gets wet."

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    nice

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    Can't any of u fuckin retards reply!!!!!!!!

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    Originally posted by RIPPERX21@12 April 2003 - 13:53
    Can't any of u fuckin retards reply!!!!!!!!
    NO!
    I am a retard.
    I can't reply.

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    Originally posted by RIPPERX21@12 April 2003 - 13:53
    Can't any of u fuckin retards reply!!!!!!!!
    Not with that attitude, no

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    i'm not a retard, so i wont reply.







    damn!

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    I will make a reply. That was kinda funny.

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    Originally posted by RIPPERX21@2 April 2003 - 16:09
    A Meaningful Tale


    There is a man standing in the middle of a river, fly fishing.

    There is a fish in the river that says "When that fly comes down I'm going to jump up and get it."

    There is a bear on the side of the river that says "When that fish jumps up to get the fly I'm going to jump into the river and eat the fish."

    There is a hunter in the woods next to the river that says "When that bear goes to get the fish I'm going to shoot him and bring home a trophy."

    There are two mice standing behind the hunter that say "When that hunter goes to shoot the bear the sandwich is going to fall out of his back pocket, and we're going to eat it."

    There is a cat standing behind the two mice that says "when those mice go to get the sandwich I'm going to pounce on them and eat them."

    Well... the fly came down
    the fish got the fly
    the bear got the fish
    the hunter shot the bear
    the mice got the sandwich
    and the cat jumped to get the mice, and landed in the middle of the river.

    What's the moral of this story?
    - "When a fly goes down, a pussy gets wet."
    yes, but what does sex have to do with the joke?
    it's just the way it came out...

  10. Funny S**t   -   #9
    Originally posted by RIPPERX21@2 April 2003 - 15:09
    What's the moral of this story?
    - "When a fly goes down, a pussy gets wet."
    ^_^

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