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Thread: A Man With A Horse

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    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    Dec 2003
    In a State Of Confusion
    A Man With A Horse

    A guy calls his buddy, the horse rancher, and says
    he's sending a friend over to look at a horse. His
    buddy asks, "How will I recognize him?" That's easy,
    he's a midget with a speech impediment."
    So, the midget shows up, and the guy asks him if he's
    looking for a male or female horse. "A female horth."

    So he shows him a prized filly. "Nith lookin horth.
    Can I thee her eyeth"?

    So the guy picks up the midget and he gives the
    horse's eyes the once over.

    "Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth"? So he picks the
    little fella up again, and shows him the horse's ears.
    "Nith earzth, can I see her mouf"?

    The rancher is gettin' pretty ticked off by this
    point, but he picks him up again and shows him the
    horse's mouth.

    "Nice mouf. Can I see her twat"?

    Totally mad as fire at this point, the rancher grabs
    him under his arms and rams the midget's head as far
    as he can up the horse's twat, pulls him out and slams
    him on the ground. The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing.

    "Perhapth I should rephrase that, Can I thee her wun
    awound a widdlebit"?

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    cpt_azad's Avatar Colonel
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