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    j2k4's Avatar en(un)lightened
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    Quote Originally Posted by 15%
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    Thanks for the confirmation, Zed.

    I am beginning to breathe more easily already.
    "Researchers have already cast much darkness on the subject, and if they continue their investigations, we shall soon know nothing at all about it."

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    See when god gives a sign no one appreciates it , so this is why when you folk pray asking god for a sign that you should do something, I never give it ! *sulks*
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    You have a very well developed sense of humor, J2.


    Your post reminds me of a story:

    A guy was convicted of a crime and sent to prison. After settling into his cell, he heard somebody yell out '65'. The whole cell block broke out in laughter.

    Another inmate yells out '23'. Again, the whole cell block broke out in laughter.

    This trend goes on for an hour or two. Eventually an inmate yells out '37'. Total silence. No one laughed.

    The new convict asked his cell mate what was going on? Why did everyone laugh at certain numbers but not this one?

    His cell mate told him that everyone had all these jokes memorized, and just used numbers in the telling of them.

    The new convict asked why nobody laughed when the number '37' was yelled.

    The cellmate answered 'Well, some people can tell jokes, and some can't.'

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    37!

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    loser (i'm talking about the inmate guy not j2k4).
    Last edited by tesco; 02-06-2005 at 03:52 PM.

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    Test...




    is this funny?

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    kind of worrying

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    Quote Originally Posted by j2k4
    ...by a person who wouldn't know anyway, that I have no sense of humor.

    This person is of no moment to me, yet I am bothered by his statement.

    He always wants to tell me a joke in the worst way, then unfailingly proceeds to do just that.

    I cannot laugh at a poorly told joke, no matter how good it is.

    I told him that I could hone his joke-telling ability had he not made his untoward comment, and sent him on his way.

    Thoughts?
    Sounds like you're a joke snob.

    But then again, if someone is trying to make a point, no matter how valid, the quality of said point is detracted from by poor spelling, grammar and a deficient vocabulary.

    37, indeed.

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    Perhaps you should file a suit against the doctor that removed your funny bone, If the lawyer asks if you are serious you can look him in the eyes and say honestly.... "i have no sense of humor, how could this be a joke"

    it’s an election with no Democrats, in one of the whitest states in the union, where rich candidates pay $35 for your votes. Or, as Republicans call it, their vision for the future.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hobbes
    Sounds like you're a joke snob.

    But then again, if someone is trying to make a point, no matter how valid, the quality of said point is detracted from by poor spelling, grammar and a deficient vocabulary.

    37, indeed.



    No, wait...um...



    "Researchers have already cast much darkness on the subject, and if they continue their investigations, we shall soon know nothing at all about it."

    -Mark Twain

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