A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He
can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a
holiday," says the frog.
She looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name.
The frog says, "My name is Kermit Jagger, my dad is
Mick Jagger, and it's okay, because I know the bank
She explains that he will need to secure the loan with
The frog says, "Sure! No problem! I have this!" He
produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch
tall, bright pink in color, and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to
consult with the bank manager and disappears into a
She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called
Kermit Jagger out there who wants to borrow $30,000
and claims to know you. He also wants to use this as
She holds up the tiny pink elephant and says, "I mean,
what in the world is this?"
(you're gonna love it)
(its a real treat)
(wait for it)
The bank manager looks back at her and says...
"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan.
His old man's a Rolling Stone!"
(You're singing it, aren't you? Yeah, I knew you
Never take life too seriously! Come on now, you
grinned, I know you did!!!
Give The Frog A Loan