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    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    Dec 2003
    In a State Of Confusion
    DRUNK AGAIN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Boudreaux staggered home very late after another evening with his

    drinking buddy, Thibodeaux. He took off his shoes to avoid waking his

    wife, Clotile.

    He tiptoed as quietly as he could toward the stairs leading to their

    upstairs bedroom, but misjudged the bottom step.

    As he caught himself by grabbing the banister, his body swung around

    and he landed heavily on his rump. A whiskey bottle in each back pocket

    broke and made the landing especially painful.

    Managing not to yell, Boudreaux sprung up, pulled down his pants,

    and looked in the hall mirror to see that his butt cheeks were cut

    and bleeding.

    He managed to quietly find a full box of Band-Aids and began putting

    a Band-Aid as best he could on each place he saw blood. He then hid

    the now almost empty box and shuffled and stumbled his way to bed.

    In the morning, Boudreaux woke up with searing pain in both his head

    and butt and Clotile staring at him from across the room.

    She said, "You were drunk again last night weren't you Boudreaux?"

    Boudreaux said, "Mer chais, why you say such a mean ting?"

    "Well," Clotile said, "it could be the open front door, it could be the

    broken glass at the bottom of the stairs, it could be the drops of

    blood trailing through the house, it could be your bloodshot eyes,

    but mostly .. it's all those Band-Aids stuck on the downstairs mirror.

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