I visited a very exclusive nudist colony to see if I wanted to join On my first day I took off my clothes and started to wander around. A gorgeous petite blonde walks by, and I immediately got an erection.
The woman notices my erection, comes over to me and says, "Did you call for me?"
I replied, "No, what do you mean?"
She says, "You must be new here. Let me explain.
It's a rule here that if you get an erection, it implies you called for me." Smiling, she leads me to the side of the swimming pool, lies down on a towel, eagerly pulls me to her and happily lets me have my way with her.
I continued to explore the colony's facilities.
I entered the sauna and as I sit down, I fart.
Within minutes a huge, hairy man lumbers out of the steam room toward him, "Did you call for me?" says the hairy man.
No, what do you mean?" I said.
"You must be new," says the hairy man, "it's a rule that if you fart, it implies that you called for me."
The huge man easily spins me around, bends me over a bench and has his way with me.
I staggered back to the colony office, where I am greeted by the smiling, naked receptionist, "May I help you?", she says.
I yell, "Here's my membership card. You can have the key back and you can keep the $500 membership fee."
But, Sir," she replies, "you've only been here for a few hours.
You haven't had the chance to see all our facilities."
I replied, "Listen lady, I'm 70 years old. I only get an erection once a month. I fart 15 times a day.