25 Things To Do With An Egg

[Lilmiss]

Heh heh, don't know how many of those will be allowed, but tanksyou.
Any other lists would be appreciated.


25 things to do with a piece of string?
25 things to do with toilet paper?

[TheDave]

wrap your head up like a ninja.
wipe your arse
mop up tears
clean up after self-pleasure
stick wet blobs to the toilet ceiling

[Lilmiss]

25 things to do with toilet paper.

1. wrap your head up like a ninja.
2. stick wet blobs to the toilet ceiling
3. wipe your arse
4. mop up tears
5. clean up after self-pleasure
6. for applying tcp
7. soak up beer
8. soak up chip fat
9. block a plug hole
10. stuffing in your bra
11. blocking up holes in the toilet wall
12. throwing at football matches
13. putting under the toilet roll hider your auntie gave you for christmas
14. wipe nose
15. eat, if desperate
16. make paper mache (sp?)
17. twist into a pretend sword
18. pick up bugs and spiders
19. use for minor shaving cuts
20. wrap yourself entirely in it, and go to a fancy dress party
21. use as a padding to send breakables in the post
22. make binoculars out of the tubes
23. annoy your mum by leaving it in your pocket on wash day
24. cover in petrol and set fire to
25. rub greasy fingers on

[enoughfakefiles]

For blocking the toilet up with.

What do you mean by number 5???.

[Biggles]

25 things to do with toilet paper.

1. wrap your head up like a ninja.
2. stick wet blobs to the toilet ceiling
3. wipe your arse
4. mop up tears
5. clean up after self-pleasure
6. for applying tcp
7. soak up beer
8. soak up chip fat
9. blocking up holes in the toilet wall
10. throwing at football matches
11. putting under the toilet roll hider your auntie gave you for christmas
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Just a few extra there

[TheDave]

i was gonna say to block a plug hole, does that come under the same as toilet. for stuffing in your bra

[enoughfakefiles]

Girls rub it in between their breasts to make them bigger because it works sometimes on their arses......

[TheDave]

does it?

[Lilmiss]

I knew I was doing something wrong.

[enoughfakefiles]

does it?

Fresh from her shower, a woman stands in
front of the mirror, complaining to her husband that her breasts are too
small.

Instead of telling her characteristically that it is not so, the
husband uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.

"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of
toilet paper, and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds".

Willing to try anything, the wife fetches the piece of toilet paper, and
stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.
"How long will this take?", she asks.

"They'll grow larger over a period of years", he replies.

The wife stops. "Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper
between my breasts everyday will make my breasts grow over the years?"


"Worked for your butt, didn't it?"