Meg: whistling her birdcalls
Big Bird: Yeah? What do you want? You called me right?
Meg: Oh, no. I wasn't calling you. (laughs nervously)
Big Bird: Oh, oh, this is funny to you? Y-yeah? Y-you know what pain in the ass is to get across town this time a day, huh?... I don't fly you know. I take the subway like everbody else. Oh and people don't stare. You make me puke,
[spits]
bitch
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Stewie: Ah yes, 867-5309, that's it. No wait, that's not it. Damn you, Tommy Tutone! Alright, there's only one thing left to do, 111-1111. Lois? Damn. 111-1112. Lois? Damn! 111-1113
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(This isn't the exact quote)
Stewie: I said egg-whites only! Are you trying to give me a bloody heatattack!? Make it again!
(later in an interview)
Ah... The breakfast thing. Yes. It wasn't even about the eggs, really. Frankly, I like the yolks. I don't... I have no problem.... It's just there's always been a lot of tension between Lois and me. And it's not so much I want to "kill" her. It's just I want her not to be alive anymore. Uh... I sometimes wonder if all women are this difficult. And then I think to myself, "My God! Wouldn't it be marvelous if I turned out to be a homosexual?"
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