Oh, to be six again!
The husband asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. "I'd love
to be six again," she replied.
On the morning of her birthday, he woke up early, got up, made her a
nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to Disneyland. What
a day! They went on every ride in the park. The Matterhorn, Space
Mountain, Splash Mountain, Pirates of the Caribbean, and the Haunted
Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was
reeling and her stomach felt upside down. They drove to a McDonald's
where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and
a refreshing chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie to see the
latest blockbuster, a hot-dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite
candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed,
exhausted. He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and
lovingly asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being six again?" Her
eyes slowly opened and her _expression suddenly changed. "Is that what
this crazy day was all about? You idiot, I meant my dress size!"
The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he's still
gonna get it wrong.