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  1. 02-28-2005, 01:18 PM #1
    Jon L. Obscene
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    Surprised/Amazed

    Ok so I forgot all about it since I been employed the last year, but I still had to do it for 2003-04.
    So anyway, having forgotten all about it they just sent me a fine of £100

    It says on the letter reasons for not getting it in on time, one of them is if it was lost in the post, now trouble is.......I have actually lost the returns form

    So, now I gotta phone em up to get a new one,, do you think I should say I sent it months ago and deny all knowledge of anything else?
    Or should I tell the truth?
    Or should I lie thru my teeth and make up a fantastical story about aliens?

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  3. 02-28-2005, 01:21 PM Lounge   -   #2
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    Use the aliens story.

    They won't believe anything you say anyway, if the UK Revenue is anything like the french.
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  5. 02-28-2005, 01:23 PM Lounge   -   #3
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    Ok so what angle tho?

    That I was abducted by aliens or should I go for the real mind fuck and tell them THEY were abducted by aliens and had their memories wiped?

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    You gotta stay with the classics.
    You were lost on a small back-country road and you got abducted.
    Tell them you were "probed" and that you believe you know where the forms are now.
    Then offer them to look for the forms themselves... :




    Or ask manker what he'll do. He's an accountant or some other form of depraved number-loving person...
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  9. 02-28-2005, 01:29 PM Lounge   -   #5
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    Good idea.........

    Hey Manker!!.....What happend when you were abducted by aliens?

    Hang on....I could go with the "My dog ate it" line, that might work if I go buy a dog quick

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jon L. Obscene
    Hey Manker!!.....What happend when you were abducted by aliens?
    You got it wrong! Manker is an alien!
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    @Guil..... Nah......really? I thought he was just welsh

    @Cheese..... yeah don't worry about it dude, as a student you wont have to worry for quite a while

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jon L. Obscene
    Ok so what angle tho?

    That I was abducted by aliens or should I go for the real mind fuck and tell them THEY were abducted by aliens and had their memories wiped?

    Jonno
    No I dont think they would believe it could happen twice to the same person.
    The best way to keep a secret:- Tell everyone not to tell anyone.
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    send them a letter explaining that all the work you did was cash in hand so you don't have to pay tax

    it’s an election with no Democrats, in one of the whitest states in the union, where rich candidates pay $35 for your votes. Or, as Republicans call it, their vision for the future.
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