Hey...Wheres the rest?????the hawt luvin at home thingy???
Ok I think I got it wrong
I made her laugh, thats ok
But when the french guy turned up speaking that stuff I wanted to punch him for assault with a stupid haircut, things kinda got bad from then on, I spat the chillie out and then showed her the strawberry trick.
I think the decider was at the end of the night when she asked me home and I said "No way, I ain't going home with someone who has a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp"
And btw, anyone seen the tv ads for this "Warming flluid"?
The uk must be drying up