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  1. 03-01-2005, 05:53 PM #1
    Jon L. Obscene
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    Brian May (Of Queen for those who don't know) is a crap guitarist

    This is what a mate said to me yesterday.
    I just looked at him and burst out laughing and said "Yeah ok".

    He likes Drum n Bass

    Wants me to play him a guitar part for some "Tunes" he's written on his PS2.

    But he thinks Brian May is a crap guitarist...........don't leave a lot of hope for me then does it

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  3. 03-01-2005, 05:55 PM Lounge   -   #2
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    Forceful insertion of a guitar up his arse might cure him.
    sort of a, you know, vaccine...

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    Brian May owns. Tell him to ram his PS2 up his arse. If it takes him less than 10 minutes he must be right.

    EDIT: Two "shove it up his arse" comments within a few seconds of eachother
    I hadn't read nor seen the guy above when I wrote this.
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  7. 03-01-2005, 05:57 PM Lounge   -   #4
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    Perhaps your mate meant that Brian May's kind of guitar playing isn't very ... contemporary.

    'cos it's not.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.
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    Songs "written" on a PS2...................

    Says it all, doesn't it???


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    /me rethinks his music career
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    @Cat....... lol dude just shows how pervy you 2 are

    @Manker........ No, he said he was listening to queen the other night round a friends and it was messy and out of tune I asked if he was sure it was Queen, he said "Yeah that opera one was crap"

    @Yogi..... Exactly

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    Brian who?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jon L. Obscene
    @Manker........ No, he said he was listening to queen the other night round a friends and it was messy and out of tune I asked if he was sure it was Queen, he said "Yeah that opera one was crap"
    So he didn't even know what Bohemian Rhapsody was called. Sheringham really is Royston Vasey

    Btw, I don't think Brian May is a crap guitarist, technically, but the sound he makes on the guitar is pretty boring, the same can be said of Eric Clapton - except substitute the word terminally in there.

    They're like ... so 1970s, man.
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  19. 03-01-2005, 06:19 PM Lounge   -   #10
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    Joe Satriani plays cool.

    Bummer most of his music is crap.
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