Bag of Dicks!

[TheDave]

i hate banks. i really fucking hate banks.


on the first day of every month a standing order takes £50 form the current account to the linked savings account. note the linked, meaning it's always in my account. no matter; one day i don't have the money in my account they don't do the transaction from my account to my account and fine me £30. motherfuckers!

[Yogi]

They fine you 30 cos you missed one 50 payment????



[/yogi off to start a bank........... ]

[TheDave]

yeah. but thats not what i'm pissed off about.

i'm pissed off because it was a transaction between two accounts under the same bank under the same name.

i'm also pissed off cos the jobcentre didn't pay me.

and another thing i'm pissed off about; the bank take 4 working days to transfer money. now i'm not gonna be able to pay my internet bill, so that'll be a £60 fine i think for disconnecting within 12 months

[Yogi]

[TheDave]

i blame brian




notice any similarities

[Guillaume]

So its the same all over the world, eh?

My bank opened me an account I didn't ask for and didn't tell me about. I found out after the revocation period, and if I want to close it (and get my 176 £ back) there's a 10 £ fee!

edit:

notice any similarities

Krohn's a banker?

[Yogi]

Sounds like a good movie title:


Blame it on Brian.

[DarthInsinuate]

maybe they would treat you better if you didn't walk in with a phallically filled sack?

[TheDave]

So its the same all over the world, eh?

My bank opened me an account I didn't ask for and didn't tell me about. I found out after the revocation period, and if I want to close it (and get my 176 £ back) there's a 10 £ fee!

edit:

Krohn's a banker?

i mean the logos. ignore the words

[100%]

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
Bob Hope (1903 - 2003)


i saw that logo in london the other day nd thought the same thing