Homer: Lisa, would you like a donut?
Lisa: No thanks. Do you have any fruit?
Homer: This has purple in it. Purple is a fruit.
Post Whore
Homer: Lisa, would you like a donut?
Lisa: No thanks. Do you have any fruit?
Homer: This has purple in it. Purple is a fruit.
Colonel
Originally Posted by Monkeee
Homer: Lisa, would you like a donut?
Lisa: No thanks. Do you have any fruit?
Homer: This has purple in it. Purple is a fruit.
Jeff Loomis: He's so good, he doesn't need to be dead to have a tribute.
BT Rep: +10
hello my name is mr burns i believe you have a letter for my
"OK Mr burns whats your first name
Homer
I don't know
that team suck I tel you they really sucked but they were the suckiest sucks that ever sucked
or the elephant one
homer stuck in the quick sand
"thats ok ill just get my hands to get my feet out"
homer sings more
"thats ok Ill just use my head to get my arms out
homer sinks completley
"homer shoots flanders'
bart: Dad you just shot the zombie flanders
Homer : He was a zombie??
Man fall down......... Funny
Last edited by Adster; 03-05-2005 at 12:51 PM.
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LMAO!
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FBI Agent: ''Listen! When I press down on your foot and say hello Mr Thompson, you smile and nod.''
Homer: ''Got ya.''
*Agent stamps on Homer's foot*
FBI Agent: ''HELLO MR THOMPSON!''
*Homer stares blankly, then leans over to the guy sitting next to him*
Homer: (whispers) ''I think he's talking to you.''
"my eyes, the goggles do nothing"
Procrastinator
Lisa: If you need me, I'll be in my room...
Homer: What kinda catchphrase is that?!
Homer just out of the shower, talking on the phone
"You'll have to speak up, im wearing a towel"
Classic
Forum Star
BT Rep: +2
Yes!
http://homepage.uibk.ac.at/homepage/...mp/simpson.zip
# "Dear Lord: The gods have been good to me. For the first time in my life, everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is. So here's the deal:
You freeze everything the way it is, and I won't ask for anything more. If that is OK, please give me absolutely no sign. OK, deal. In gratitude, I present you this offering of cookies and milk. If you want me to eat them for you, give me no sign. Thy will be done."
"You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'."
"It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day."
"Don't let Krusty's death get you down, boy. People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow! Well, good night.
"If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it - Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers!"
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Yeah,that's one of the best ever.LMAO!
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FBI Agent: ''Listen! When I press down on your foot and say hello Mr Thompson, you smile and nod.''
Homer: ''Got ya.''
*Agent stamps on Homer's foot*
FBI Agent: ''HELLO MR THOMPSON!''
*Homer stares blankly, then leans over to the guy sitting next to him*
Homer: (whispers) ''I think he's talking to you.''
hmm...asspie
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