Best of the best The Simpsons Quotes

[Monkeee]

C mon Guys! You cant forget about The Simpsons!

lol i remember i watched this a couple days ago.

Mr. Burns: Oooh, the Germans are mad at me. I'm so scared! Oooh, the Germans! Uh oh, the Germans are going to get me!

Mr. Burns: Don't let the Germans come after me. Oh no, the Germans are coming after me.

Mr. Burns: No! They're so big and strong!

Mr. Burns: Oh, protect me Smithers from the Germans!

[ziggyjuarez]

Mr. Burns:Yes

[cpt_azad]

Homer: I am so smart, smarty smarty smart. S-M-R-T......I mean S-M-A-R-T.

[mike45450]

Computer: Hello, Smithers. You're-quite-good-at-turning-me-on.
Smithers: Uh...you should probably just ignore that

It's hard to pick some from Simpsons coz there's so many episodes to try and remember

[cpt_azad]

here's another one:

Apu: Oh god, she's waking up, quick Homer, use the chloroform.
Homer: Gotcha (starts putting something on her face)
Apu: ....You idiot, those are colorforms!
Women (wakes up)

[Bowen747x]

Homer: Hello, my name is Mr Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.
Mail Attendant: OK Mr Burns, what is your first name.
Homer: I dont know!

[cpt_azad]

Homer: Hello, my name is Mr Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.
Mail Attendant: OK Mr Burns, what is your first name.
Homer: I dont know!

That's a classic

Homer: Hey listen, here's 10 dollars, go get me some pizza from over there
Vendor: No pizza, only karklash.
Homer: Alright alright (takes a bite)....ewwwww (keeps eating).. Ok, now what do you got to wash down this disgusting food
Vendor: Mountain Dew or Crab Juice
Homer: Ewwww yuck aww, damn it, gimme some Crab Juice.

LMFAO

[david622]

Carl: Is there anything fluffier than a cloud?
Lou: If there is, I don't wanna know about it...

[cpt_azad]

Carl: Is there anything fluffier than a cloud?
Lou: If there is, I don't wanna know about it...

McBain: Thank you thank you, say hello to my music Stowie.
Audience claps
McBain: Hey Stowie, that tie makes you look like a homosexual.
Audience: BoooooO!!!

McBain: Why do men always leave the toilet seat up?.......That's the joke.
Audience member: You suck Mcbain!
McBain pulls out gun and shoots him
McBain: Now my impersonation of Woody Allen....Hello, I'm a neurotic nerd who likes to sleep with little girls.
Audience member 2: Hey that really sucked!
McBain pulls out grenade and throws it at him.

[ofbz]

can't remember exactly how it goes... but is something like this:

*homer is in the lie detector machine*
Agent: ok Homer, the machine is gonna beep every time you lie. Do you understand that?
Homer: Yes
*the machine goes crazy*