I'm a bit drunk.
I just told a work colleague she is "shop soiled"
She is a bit upset.
What do I do?
mostly harmless
I'm a bit drunk.
I just told a work colleague she is "shop soiled"
She is a bit upset.
What do I do?
Super Undulator
Start with explaining to me what shop soiled is..............
effendi
You should have posted for insult advice.
Btw, why are you drunk in work at this hour
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
Poster
Offer her a fiver for a hummer?
mostly harmless
It's my mate's 30th birthday.Originally Posted by manker
You should have posted for insult advice.
Btw, why are you drunk in work at this hour
On sunday.
mostly harmless
effendi
Well, there we go. Tell her that your birthday mate told you to say it for a bet and that you only did it because it was his birthday.It's my mate's 30th birthday.
On sunday.
She'll probably give you that hummer for free because all girls love a bloke that is loyal to their mates over and above what anyone else might think
Last edited by Barbarossa; 04-03-2007 at 12:07 PM.
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
Kentish old lady
BT Rep: +8
all girls love a bloke that is loyal to their mates over and above what anyone else might think
No they don't. It's a corollary of the 4th law of thermodynamics.
Girlfriend comes in, mates come out.
But you're probably using teh rod again.
effendi
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
Last edited by {I}{K}{E}; 03-23-2005 at 05:45 PM.
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