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    i watched the getaway in stockholm 5 dvd this morning. that was good.

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    I once hooked up with a swedish chick while on holiday in England.

    It would 've been great, would she not have drunk 9 ciders............ :crying:

    Her idea of a blowjob was quite........


    Yögi

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yogi
    I once hooked up with a swedish chick while on holiday in England.

    It would 've been great, would she not have drunk 9 ciders............ :crying:

    Her idea of a blowjob was quite........


    Yögi
    did she lick your bum?

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    *sigh* Is that it? Tussling with you lot is like being whipped with feather dusters.

    Why don't l just pop down to the Fox & Castle for a quick game of darts, that should give Wanker time to think of something clever. On second thoughts, maybe a few games of pool too.

    Manchester United 0, AC Milan 1.
    AC Milan 1, Manchester United 0.

    That was pretty funny, maybe you could start there?

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    australia 33 - western samoa 0
    world cup qualifier, how about that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by UKResident
    *sigh* Is that it? Tussling with you lot is like being whipped with feather dusters.

    Why don't l just pop down to the Fox & Castle for a quick game of darts, that should give Wanker time to think of something clever. On second thoughts, maybe a few games of pool too.

    Manchester United 0, AC Milan 1.
    AC Milan 1, Manchester United 0.

    That was pretty funny, maybe you could start there?
    Translation=

    He can't think of a good retort, so he thought he'd huddle up in a corner for a little bit, and cry like a little girl, 'cos nobody loves him

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    To add a little more Scandinavian flavour to the thread, I once had sex with a Finnish girl while in Tenerife. Quite striking she was; taller than me, bright ginger hair, pert breasts and white pubic hair. She was 19.

    When I tell people they either look embarrased, confused or just laugh - I duno, SnnY, is that normal, the pubes bit I mean
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SnnY
    Translation=

    He can't think of a good retort, so he thought he'd huddle up in a corner for a little bit, and cry like a little girl, 'cos nobody loves him
    True, dat.

    Mind, you forgot the bit which translates as:

    I can't be Billy 'cos I'm laughing about Man United losing.

    Dead clever, that.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    To add a little more Scandinavian flavour to the thread, I once had sex with a Finnish girl while in Tenerife. Quite striking she was; taller than me, bright ginger hair, pert breasts and white pubic hair. She was 19.

    When I tell people they either look embarrased, confused or just laugh - I duno, SnnY, is that normal, the pubes bit I mean
    Seen blonde, dunno' about white, maybe she had a dye-job on top and no pigmentation below.

    Ad says red is the only colour that works for his hair.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    To add a little more Scandinavian flavour to the thread, I once had sex with a Finnish girl while in Tenerife. Quite striking she was; taller than me, bright ginger hair, pert breasts and white pubic hair. She was 19.

    When I tell people they either look embarrased, confused or just laugh - I duno, SnnY, is that normal, the pubes bit I mean



    and Scandanavian flavour?
    Last edited by DanB; 03-28-2005 at 05:09 PM.

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