Today, I heard this story.....
A man, dropping off his son at his ex-partner's house (who was on her way home), greets his daughter and her friend and then proceeds to search through all food cupboards and the fridge.
On discovering nothing to take his fancy, he considered the household rubbish bin.
On investigation, at the top of the pile of rubbish is a half eaten ham and
He then proceeds to eat the sandwich, turning round to see the three children watching him aghast!!!
He however, was unconcerned and finished the sandwich.
He earns over 30k
He weighs over 15st
And was 1 minute from 2 shops and 5 mins from home