Little boys

[hippychick]

A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was

squirming around, scratching his crotch and not paying attention.

She went back to find out what was going on. He was

quite embarrassed and

whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and

he was quite itchy.

The teacher told him to go down to the principal's

office. He was to phone his mother and ask her what he should do about

it. He did it and returned to his class.

Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room.

She went back to investigate only to find him sitting at his desk with

his penis hanging out.

"I thought I told you to call your mom." she screamed.

"I did," he said, "And she told me that if I could stick

it out till

noon, she'd come and pick me up from school."

[BoB!1!]

lol.
a teacher decides to spend a lesson with her class of 6 year olds asking what there daddys do for a living.
she asks everyone in the class and recieved normal answers like: fire man, taxi driver, plumber... until everyone in the class had answered except for one small boy at the back of the class, she asks the boy: "what does your daddy do for a living?" the boy replys "my dads dead..." the teacher replies "oh im very sorry. well what did your daddy do before he died?" the boy replies "he clutched his chest, went blue, screamed and then fell on the floor"