how many sessions on a multi session disc?

[manker]

Mines is not all that bulky, actually about the same as the VCR.* Has to be reasonable size to incorporate the Television side of it, like a VCR. I am guessing of course, someone will point out the errors of my ways.

* Wife will not use it. Does not trust it. I record a lot of Movies on it.

They have to be that big so that in 6 months people will visit and think 'I bet the geptard paid top dollar for that and it looks shite, mine's seventeen times smaller and has extra features but only cost a tenner'

I still want one but missus manker doesn't see the point as we have sky+

[bigboab]

They have to be that big so that in 6 months people will visit and think 'I bet the geptard paid top dollar for that and it looks shite, mine's seventeen times smaller and has extra features but only cost a tenner'

I still want one but missus manker doesn't see the point as we have sky+

Does not apply to me. They just say 'Which son/daughter bought that for you'?

[manker]

I don't even know what your bent is, tho' I hate to ask.

I am also confused as to why they would mention a part of your anatomy on my forehead (or fore anything else for that matter).

I thought maybe a bit of roddage was involved there so I deliberately avoided mentioning your flagrant abuse of the possessive apostrophe.

Since there is not then perhaps they ran out of space before the rest could be written or maybe you twitched and they bottled it. You'll have to recreate the scene and see if they come back to finish the job.

[JPaul]

I thought maybe a bit of roddage was involved there so I deliberately avoided mentioning your flagrant abuse of the possessive apostrophe.

Covering your options old bean, a coward's way. Mentioning things by mentioning that you are not mentioning them

You, Sir are a craven cur. I spit on your bent (whatever it is).

[manker]

Make sure you give it a good polish, then

[JPaul]

Make sure you give it a good polish, then

Give your bent the old spit and polish.

I think this is my new euphemism for the onanistic endeavour.