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    Really funny quotes from Homer Simpson

    Oh Lisa! You and your stories! Bart is a vampire! Beer kills brain-cells! Now lets go back to that...building...thingy... where our beds and TV...is.

    I gave my love a chicken, it had no bones. Mmmmm Chicken!

    Be quiet, Brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip

    Hey there, Blimpy Boy, flying through the sky so fancy.. free..

    Kill my boss?!? Do I dare live out the american dream?

    Marge! Look at all this great stuff I found at the Marina. It was just sitting in some guy's boat!

    Where's my Burrito? Where's my Burrito?

    What about those red balls they have on car aerials so you can spot your car in a park. I think all cars should have them!

    What about those red balls they have on car aerials so you can spot your car in a park. I think all cars should have them!

    This donut has purple in the middle, purple is a fruit.

    Asleep at the switch? I wasn't asleep, I was drunk!

    Marge, old people don't need companionship, they need to be isolated and studied to see what useful nutrients can be obtained from them...

    The girls of the internet. Ooh, I'd go online with them anyday!

    AHHH. Donuts. . . What can't they do.

    Blame the guy who doesn't speak Engish.

    My baloney has a first name, its h-o-m-e-r, My baloney has a second name, its h-o-m-e-r...

    Kids, if he (Grandpa) starts acting weird, lead him down into the basement.

    Come, to Homercles.

    Alright Brain...Its all up to you

    Hello? Operator! Give me the number for 911!

    Heh Heh Heh! Lisa! Vampires are make believe, just like elves and gremlins and eskimos!

    Ah, Andy Capp, you wife beating drunk!

    Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family.

    Mmmm...Sacrelicious!

    Alright Brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you. But lets just do this, and I can get back to killing you with beer.

    If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now, quiet! The're about to announce the lottery numbers...

    I'm hittin' the road. Maybe I'll drop you a line some day from wherever I wind up in this crazy old world

    Can you believe it!? Pretty soon, I'll be able to quit my job and live off the boy!

    Guys are always patting my bald head for luck, pinching my belly to hear my girlish laugh...

    Ahh, Beer! My one weakness...my Achilles Heel, if you will...

    A hundred bucks for a comic book? Who drew it, Michaelmelangelo?

    You never know when an old calendar might come in handy! Sure, it's not 1985 right now, but who knows what tomorrow will bring?

    Mmmm...Forbidden donut

    I'm going to the back seat of my car! And I wont be back for TEN MINUTES!

    Call Mr. Plow, that's my name, that name again, is Mr. Plow!

    Life is just one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.

    Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

    Mmmm, free goo!

    Ooh, I love your magazine. Especially the 'Enrich Your Wordpower' section. I think it's really...really... really...good.

    Son, when you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or loose, its how drunk you get.

    If something is too hard,give it up. The moral my boy is too never try anything

    Solid waste! I could kiss you! MWUA! eugh! MWUA! ooh! MWUA! aah! MWUA! ooh! I think this one's pizza!


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    sorry man but I can eclipse all those with a single one



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    ralph rulz! just look at my sig hes a future role model to all kids everywhere

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    If somebody else has more post them!!!


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    The best one:

    Hello? Operator! Give me the number for 911!


    Excellent

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    The simpsons rule!!!
    Those are hillarious
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    "English! Who needs english, i'll never go to England"
    - Homer

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    It is time to wake up and homer says "awww, but I got up yesterday"

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    more Homer stuff

    Homer is trying to convince Bart and Lisa that nothing bad will happen
    to him. So he tells them that only bad people die.

    Homer : "Kids, Kids! I'm not gonna die! That only happens to bad people!"
    Bart : "What about Abraham Lincoln?"
    Homer : "Err...He sold poisoned milk to school children!"
    Marge : "Homer!"
    Homer : "Hey, I'm just trying to make it easier on them..."

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    The catburglar episode when Homer begins a vigilante group.
    They begin breaking a ton of laws themselves.

    Lisa : "Who will police the police?"
    Homer : "I dunna know. Coast Guard?"

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    When Lisa is reading the list of things Homer wants his group to
    accomplish:

    Lisa : "... World domination???!!!"
    Homer : "Oops! That must be a mistake."

    Brain to Homer : "Mental note -- the girl knows too much."

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    Homer speaking to Bart,

    "Then you start to cry like a sissy"
    "When he turns away disgustedly"
    "That's the time to kick some back"

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    "...sure, IN theeoory, in theory communism works..."

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    My baloney has a first name, its h-o-m-e-r, My baloney has a second name, its h-o-m-e-r...
    spelling error,

    My BOLOGNA has a first name.....






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