Ill be like my dad. He fought in the First World War. But he still had to go.
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It would depend on the circumstances
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Ill be like my dad. He fought in the First World War. But he still had to go.
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Then grease me up and call me TarquinOriginally Posted by j2k4
Captain Darling is not available absent his "gheyness".
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
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roaches would probably be about the only thing to survive a real WW3
and for the record, fuck no I wouldn't go.
I'd stay at home shooting heroin and drinking whiskey, watching the play-by-play on CNN.
and maybe try to find someone to have sex with.
Last edited by Sparsely; 04-05-2005 at 11:37 PM.
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On the Peripheral
"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."
-Einstein
things are quiet until hitler decides he'd like to invade russia
so, he does
the russians are like "OMG WTF D00DZ, STOP TKING"
and the germans are still like "omg ph34r n00bz"
the russians fall back, all the way to moscow
and then they all begin h4xing, which brings on the russian winter
the germans are like "wtf, h4x"
-- WW2 for the l33t
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I already got myself out of the mandatory defense training period (we got that here) by pretty sneaky means, I did that in part 'cos I thought it didn't make sense to learn how to kill people, while I was trying to learn how to save them.
If the war ever comes here, I'll help out at a hospital, in a field-hospital or at a civilian one. 'cos I'd rather leave the killing for someone else and try and save lives instead.
Last edited by Snee; 04-17-2005 at 11:34 AM.
Looking for loopholes
WW1 was a silly war and I would be loathe to participate in such a thing. WW2 was, on the other hand, a just cause. However, it is debateable if Hitler would have had an opportunity to rise to power if WW1 had not happened (reinforcing my position on WW!)
Consequently, I reserved the option to decide depending on circumstances.
It goes without saying that typical Scottish bloodymindedness would kick in if someone invaded here.
Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum
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What actually constitutes a World War, it obviously isn't that the whole World is fighting.
So let us say, for the sake of argument that it's the population of those countries involved. Nope can't really be that, because WW1 would have involved a fairly small portion of the World's population.
Could it be which country(ies) are involved. Well the first and second definitely had GB and Germany, so it must be that. Seems an unlikely war just now, so I reserve judgement.
I think I'm also in one of those jobs where you don't actually get conscripted anyway, that and the fact I am way too old for active service. It seems I'll have to join manhands in the cushy office number. Pass me the KY old bean.
Last edited by Mr JP Fugley; 04-17-2005 at 01:31 PM.
"there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
i type this way because im black and from nyc chill son "
we want your oil!
people used to think europe was the whole world and that the world was square.
until christopher columbus discovered the rest of it in 1973
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that's the same year he invented VAT
and the third dimension.
"there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
i type this way because im black and from nyc chill son "
we want your oil!
yeah i know all that. i did pay £30 for my historians degree
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