Famous Sexual Quotes

[hippychick]

Famous Sexual Quotes
Lessons in Life


"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."
Tom Clancy

"You know 'that look' women get when they want sex?...... Me neither."
Steve Martin

"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
Woody Allen

"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."
Rodney Dangerfield

"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 500SL."
Lynn Lavner

"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
George Burns

"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships."
Sharon Stone

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."
Jack Nicholson

"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is,"
Barbara Bush (Former U.S. First Lady, and, you didn't think Barbara had a sense of humor!)

"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
Robin Williams

"Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself."
Roseanne

"Women need a reason to have sex. ! Men just need a place."
Billy Crystal

"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?"
Dustin Hoffman

"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house."
Rod Stewart

"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
Robin Williams

[Voetsek]

I know nothing about sex because I was always married.
Zsa Zsa Gabor

[maebach]

good finds

[Yoga]

Not Bad

[bigboab]

"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
George Burns

[watermanon]

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."
Jack Nicholson

Robin Williams

LOL my mom does the same thing to me.

[Aaron_T]

"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
George Burns

LMAO

[bigboab]

Here is another one. First time of printing.

Can you have cyber sex if you only have a floppy disk?

[david622]

"I'll tell you what the big advantage of homosexuality is. If you're going out
with someone your size, right there you double your wardrobe... Oh, come on, that's a huge feature. When they approach a new recruit, I'm sure that's one of the big selling points"
-Jerry Seinfeld

[Voetsek]

Sex is a complicated form of masturbation

Goergebernad Shaw