I got an email in amoungst the mountain of spam I get most days entitled
"Jon I've found your teddy bear"
So I naturally thought that someone had found the teddy I lost on a fairground when I was 5y/o. The guys pulled the rides apart but could'nt find it, so my mum sat up all night and made me a new one. (which in actual fact is sat on my desk )
So anyway, I get this email titled "Jon, I've found your teddy bear"
I open it up all excited and...........
FFShi there Jonraddon,I'm a gorgeous brunette w/ a sexual need for submissive horney B0ys that would enjoy me and my g i r l to tie up and have our way with.
If you would like to go out to a party or a morning coffee to see if we are interested in Y0u,
because we are very choosey on our selected. we don't do it offten but enjoy the extra excitement
All my hopes and dreams of finding Ted brought to life and then crushed in one fair swoop