Predictions In 2022

**zedaxax** · 04-06-2005, 01:30 AM

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IN 2022 AD

Guillaume - Scubadiving instructor + lover on the side
DarthInsinuate Architect living in beach hut
SpatulaGeekGirl Perfumist Smell Designer
Linkin Park -Wedding Party Decorator
bujub22 -Lonely Planet guide
ziggyjuarez -Casanova 337
DanB -Best Seller of Novel "Thread Deleted" (under a diffrnt name)
gemby! - Censored
manker - JetLi look a like stunt replacement
SnnY Creates portable Sun (happiness factor) in the North
Rat Faced Opens restaurant Chez Razzon with Sushi
TheDave Considers Womens Temperment and a Solution
pusher Moves to Senegal and solves the Electricity failure problem
(>Zero Cool<) Chills with his buddies around BBQ
NikkiD Melts men in conciousness
Sparsely Updates this thread http://www.filesharingtalk.com/vb3/s...ad.php?t=77282
j2k4 Considers emmigration
Mr. Mulder Gets X'd & marries an alien (hawter then humans)
ZiggyBlue Recreates the keyboard into organic (similar to squeezing zits)
nigel123 Lives the life we all want
{I}{K}{E} Goes to PPPAnonymous
Barky Removes the words - orker,gidder,skar + IKKE from his language
Lilmiss -bigger car & maybe a dog
4play -smiles at the world
ZaZu -recreates all that we don't need
Spider_dude enforces the law, all cars windows should be see through.
bigboab Visits africa and cuts down the oldest tree (baobab)in existence in protest to the recent political events
Biggles learns to float on water
Gemby's Mum bakes a better cake
Withcheese post count 17
anAmbient Donates his brain to Apple
BoB!1! Builds the lowest building in the world
Voetsek Inputs happiness worldwide (virus mode)
Skizo Ads 15 to the population count
Peerzy Saves the world from Satan takeover (nobody notices)
Sara Walks into a telephone both and is never heard of again
Jon L. Obscene Fixes the dynamics of Bad Smell (by amplifying it)
cpt_azad Manages to fly, for 5 seconds, nobody notices, he's still trying
Strangelove Creates the sideways gear for Hummers
Donnie Darko A guy with a Rabbit Mask tells him his future
BILLY-THE-FISH Recieves the phone call he has been waiting for
Samurai Relaxes on a beach
enoughfakefiles Create anestisthia for daily life
fugley Considers a new plot
BigDaddy555 Breaths slowly underwater, while doing taxes
UcanRock2 Creates multiples options to Coke Cans - cherry/Light/Lemon
SirFrench Knighted by the Gipsies
Everose 2
worldpease 2
MCHeshPants420 2
Azzz 2
Lion7718 2
hobbes 2
natedogg 2
ruthie 1
h121589 1
Damn's_bbygirl 1
mogadishu 1
Trajedi 1
CloudSeeder 1
dwightfry 1
peat moss 1
linda29 Buddhist (but still with ann Ipod)
lee551 1
DRACOJOE2 1
Arm 1
Afronaut 1
GepperRankins 1
vidcc 1
HeavyMetalParkingLot 1
i_will 1
zedaxax 1
TheCanuk 1
leezathehoneybird 1
callum 1
walster 1
jazzthefunk 1
SingaBoiy 1
rossco 1
Rick Phlegm 1
l_p_4_7 1
Emdee 1
Celerystalksme 1
CrazyGorila 1
kAb 1
ghetto_gurl 1
crazy_billy_bats 1
brotherdoobie 1

pfffff

**Lilmiss** · 04-06-2005, 01:38 AM

Originally Posted by zedaxax

Lilmiss-bigger car & maybe a dog

Bigger than a bus?

**zedaxax** · 04-06-2005, 01:43 AM

"massive"
aliG

**cpt_azad** · 04-06-2005, 01:48 AM

cpt_azad Manages to fly, for 5 seconds, nobody notices, he's still trying

i have a secret plan that'll help me fly for longer

(and no it's not masturbation.....

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**Spicker** · 04-06-2005, 02:04 AM

**ziggyjuarez** · 04-06-2005, 02:48 AM

Events

January
6th - Centenary celebration for the US State of New Mexico

February
14th - Centenary celebration for the US State of Arizona

March
Yet to be Revealed - French Presidential election
April
15th - 100-year anniversary for the sinking of RMS Titanic

May
20th - Annular solar eclipse

June
6th - Second and last solar transit of the planet Venus of this century; the next pair is predicted to occur in 2117 and 2125.

November
6th - Presidential election in the United States
13th - Total solar eclipse (visible in northern Australia and the South Pacific).

As Of Yet Unknown
2012 Summer Olympics
2012 Summer Paralympics
LISA will be launched to probe the Universe.
One of the Royal Navy's new aircraft carriers will enter service, possibly named HMS Queen Elizabeth
The Sun will completely flip its magnetic field causing the north and south magnetic poles to reverse. This happens regularly with every 11-year sunspot cycle.

Theories of Apocalypse and/or Spiritual Transformation
According to the Bible Code the world will end due to a collision with a meteor or comet.
According to spiritualist writer Bob Frissell, John Major Jenkins and others, humankind will ascend into a higher state of collective consciousness.
The Olduvai cliff will begin and permanent blackouts will occur worldwide, according to "The Peak Of World Oil Production And The Road To The Olduvai Gorge" by Richard C. Duncan.
December 21 - End of the great cycle of the Maya calendar's Long Count, and thus the alleged end of our world (the end of the cycle is dated December 23 by some calculations). Also interpreted as a change in human consciousness: the end of the world as we know it but the start of a new one.
Terence McKenna's Novelty Theory claims that time is a fractal wave of increasing novelty that ends abruptly in 2012.

**Monkeee** · 04-06-2005, 03:01 AM

I"m Not On There U Poop

**Virtualbody1234** · 04-06-2005, 06:12 AM

Forgotten again.

**cpt_azad** · 04-06-2005, 06:32 AM

The Olduvai cliff will begin and permanent blackouts will occur worldwide, according to "The Peak Of World Oil Production And The Road To The Olduvai Gorge" by Richard C. Duncan.

oooo, that does not sound good.....WWIII? nah, not w/ all them blackouts