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  1. 04-21-2005, 11:45 AM #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by DarthInsinuate
    just lay them around outside McDonald's, that should get 'em
    I was walking by Maccy d's yesterday. Minding my own business and I heard a cry of 'Oi, what you looking at' - I turned around and took a pic of the chavs with my phone. One noticed and asked me what I was looking at, I moved closer and said "You, arsehole. Stop shouting at that old bloke'.

    They obliged but instead started shouting at me, I started to walk over when they darted into McDonalds and started pulling faces and making gestures at me thro' the window.

    I knew I was beaten, so I trudged off with chants of 'That's right, walk away you pussy' ringing in my ears

    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.
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    what happened to his head?
  5. 04-21-2005, 12:02 PM Lounge   -   #33
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    Why didn't you go in McD's and bash their (unused) brains in? There was only three of them...
    You didn't risk anything it's been mathematically proved.
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    I can't go into McDonalds

    I may have only been confronted by three fourteen year-old chavs in the outside world, but there were probably millions of 'em inside their headquarters
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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  9. 04-21-2005, 12:09 PM Lounge   -   #35
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    Quote Originally Posted by GepperRankins
    what happened to his head?
    I duno but he was the bravest one, when I was walking over he didn't run away for about a half second longer than his mates.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.
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    Oh. The alpha male.
    Gotta take down that one first.
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    yeah. go straight for the hardest one and the others won't even challenge you
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    Yeah, that's all very well but for the next time I need a strategy that won't involve going into McDonalds.

    My consolation prize was that the old guy who was having a whiff on the seat tipped his hat to me as I walked past in hot pursuit of the chav melee.



    I expect they robbed him later tho'
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Yeah, that's all very well but for the next time I need a strategy that won't involve going into McDonalds.
    OK. You'll need a van, two thousand pounds of high-yield explosive, a clock, some batteries and wires.
    Of course, why you didn't have them with you in the first place is still open to questions...
  19. 04-21-2005, 12:44 PM Lounge   -   #40
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    I moved closer and said "You, arsehole. Stop shouting at that old bloke'.
    Do you guys in Europe actually say "arsehole" or only spell it that way for posting purposes?
    Last edited by Busyman; 04-21-2005 at 12:45 PM.
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