Time for more rich, creamy Internet goodness.
This quiz should sort the n00bs from the 133t.
To kick things off, I got...
You've seen 93% of the internet, and shed 73% of the tears...
Congratulations! You're the internet master. You've managed to see just enough of it without turning yourself into a monster.
And don't go any further! It's dehumanizing from here on in. If you keep finding new and weird things online, you'll become a burnt out husk of a human being. You'll be left writing online tests to warn others away from the path you've come down. Be happy with what you know, and be happy that you don't know any more.
Chin up, this is the best category to be in! You aced the quiz!!!