-The owner of this drug store walks in to find a guy leaning
heavily against a wall. The owner asks the clerk : "What's
with the guy over there by the wall?"
The clerk responds : "Well, he came in here this morning to
get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough
syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative".
The owner, wide -eyed and excited shouts : "You idiot! You
can't treat a cough with a bottle of laxatives".
The clerk calmly responds: "Of course you can, look at him,
he's afraid to cough."