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Thread: Forgot a birthday - help save a blackeye

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    A close girlfriend of mine had her 18th Birthday today, I forgot and being physically stronger then me and known to have a temper I fear she may land one on me tomorrow. I'm partial to a bit of rough play but I would like to keep my sight.

    Anyone able to give me a usable reason for forgetting her birthday?

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    Tell her you are taking her somewhere at the weekend for her birthday, instead of giving her a present.

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    Smith's Avatar Since 1989.. BT Rep: +1
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    Your unconditional love is so strong it made you forget the fact it was her birthday?


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    "I'm an idiot". hehe I'd go with the first poster's response.

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    "It hasn't arrived yet?? Those bastards assured me it would be here on time!!"


    yo

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    ^ I like that one, sent her a text late last night stating "I hope they set me free soon, its only a matter of time before I see you again, at least I hope". Not sure why but it seemed right at the time.

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    Best to tell the truth.

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    Tikibonbon's Avatar It'll Get Ya Drunk!
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    Just tell her to shut her mouth and get in the kitchen and make you a pie.
    http://jerome.galica.free.fr/dc%20comics/Green%20Lantern/GreenLantern_ION.gif

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tikibonbon
    Just tell her to shut her mouth and get in the kitchen and make you a pie.
    thats not nice.



    Does she have NutPie?
    Last edited by {I}{K}{E}; 05-12-2005 at 01:59 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by {I}{K}{E}
    thats not nice.



    Does she have NutPie?
    I think she does.

    Here is one of her peanut pies just for you:

    http://jerome.galica.free.fr/dc%20comics/Green%20Lantern/GreenLantern_ION.gif

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