key skills <_<

[Mr. Mulder]

are any of you doing a college course in the UK, have you too been lumbered by the big fucking waste of time known as "key skills", because i have for the past three years

why does the government keep making them a necessary part of each course, i've spent the past two hours playing snakes - when my time could be spent at home playing super monkey ball ( )

it takes up about 9 or so hours a week, and has done for all three courses ive done so far, and it's the equivalent of g..c.s.e's ffs who in their right mind would want to do gcse's on a course they signed up for to fix computers, it's just not needed and it's a huge waste of time, and above all else, it's mandatory

[99%]

what exactly do you do in "key skills" course?

[Mr. Mulder]

what exactly do you do in "key skills" course?

play snakes

[Mr. Mulder]

it's also meant to include spreadsheet/database ect it's basically, maths, english and ict - when enrolling for the course i did not sign up for english and maths

[99%]

since you seem to know the entire course why not ask you professor to give you the exam now?

[Mr. Mulder]

since you seem to know the entire course why not ask you professor to give you the exam now?

it's not allowed, and i don't want to do english and maths tests, that's the problem

[manker]

I had to do a similar thing for A-levels. It was only 2 hours a week but was mandatory. Pointless lessons which included a self awareness module, a Spanish 4 hour course (), something called O.S.P. - I didn't know what it meant and still don't and other rubbish I can't remember now.

There wasn't an exam but you passed based on your attendence ... so I just chatted about stuff with the other people in the classroom

[99%]

As a certified GCSEFFS Administrator, I will now give you the exam.
Should you fail to pass - you will be sentenced to 20 years of MicrosoftEnglish and counting piss drops on toilet floors.
Should you pass - you will be granted extra points per super monkey ball score.

Mulder Math & English GCSE Exam 2005

-English
1.Fill in the empty spaces.

Scully is a ******* *****

2.Find the grammatical errors in this text

 	I had to do a similar thing for A-levels. It was only 2 hours a week but was mandatory. Pointless lessons which included a self awareness module, a Spanish 4 hour course (), something called O.S.P. - I didn't know what it meant and still don't and other rubbish I can't remember now.

There wasn't an exam but you passed based on your attendence ... so I just chatted about stuff with the other people in the classroom 



-Math

If there are 5 apples, and you take 3 apples, how many apples do you have.

Good luck

[manker]

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English

1. There aren't any empty spaces, apart from the gaps between words - which presumably should be there.

2. You're kidding

Math.

1. 3

Don't look til you're finished, arky!!!111

[99%]

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