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    Quote Originally Posted by uNz[i]
    Is getting drunk ever a bad idea?
    Never. So far this FRIDAy THE "13TH" has gone fine.
    Last edited by S!X; 05-13-2005 at 10:19 PM.

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    You'll all be thrilled to know that I survived, and got drunk
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    I knew friday the 13th would be bad luck.

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    Snail shortage
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    funnily enough I dropped my train ticket in the toilet yesterday, had to fish it out with a device fashioned from two biros, cable clip, a twix wrapper and some toilet paper, luckily it was a fresh bowl
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
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    And I didn't win the Euromillion jackpot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Guillaume
    And I didn't win the Euromillion jackpot.
    Real conversation in the pub last night:

    Bloke1: What's that Euromillions thing.
    Me: Same as the normal lottery except you win Euros.
    Bloke1: That's shit.
    Bloke2: Yeah, and if you win over 1 million Euros then you have to spend it all in France.
    Bloke1: Is this a wind up.
    Me: Yeah, fucks sake.
    Bloke1: Still shit that you win Euros though ... .
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Yeah, and if you win over 1 million Euros then you have to spend it all in France.
    Well, I'd be willing to travel all the way to France if I did win.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Real conversation in the pub last night:

    Bloke1: What's that Euromillions thing.
    Me: Same as the normal lottery except you win Euros.
    Bloke1: That's shit.
    Bloke2: Yeah, and if you win over 1 million Euros then you have to spend it all in France.
    Bloke1: Is this a wind up.
    Me: Yeah, fucks sake.
    Bloke1: Still shit that you win Euros though ... .

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Real conversation in the pub last night:

    Bloke1: What's that Euromillions thing.
    Me: Same as the normal lottery except you win Euros.
    Bloke1: That's shit.
    Bloke2: Yeah, and if you win over 1 million Euros then you have to spend it all in France.
    Bloke1: Is this a wind up.
    Me: Yeah, fucks sake.
    Bloke1: Still shit that you win Euros though ... .
    Were you (plooral) mankered with t'Babycham at the time.

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