Me Mini broke down again.
This time in a petrol station.
Yesterday, she broke down outside the offy. But 3 friendly chav's that were loitering about gave me a push start.
Where will I breakdown tomorrow?
Place your bets now.
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Me Mini broke down again.
This time in a petrol station.
Yesterday, she broke down outside the offy. But 3 friendly chav's that were loitering about gave me a push start.
Where will I breakdown tomorrow?
Place your bets now.
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Last edited by Alien5; Today at 12:51
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In the ghetto?
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OxymoronOriginally Posted by Lilmiss
Mmmm... Don't you think it's time to let the old dear rest?
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Are you talking Mini here, or Lil?
The best way to keep a secret:- Tell everyone not to tell anyone.
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I'd never dare. She'd voodoo me and I'd probably die in a bizarre accident involving a duck or something.
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Me baba? Noooo way.
What I'm gonna do is rub the edges of my distributor cap with some Vaseline, and give her good lovin's. It's meant to keep the damp out, but the problem is more to do with the battery I think, or possibly the alternator.
I do live near a ghetto, so I'll betcha a tenner I don't break down there.
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Are you talking Mini here, or Lil?
:evil thoughts:
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Bye Boab. It was nice knowing you.
It'll Get Ya Drunk!
umm....hmm....Leroy?....nm
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Me baba? Noooo way. 
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