A guy is out with his buddies,...has few drinks,...and
gets to feeling a little
frisky but, true to his wife, he gathers it together and
He finds her sound asleep in bed with her mouth wide
open, so he gets
two aspirin and drops them in her mouth.
She starts to choke,...but recovers and asks..."Just what
did you put in my
He says meekly,...."Two aspirin."
She screams out to him,..."BUT I DON'T HAVE A
He says,...."Good!...that's all I wanted to hear."