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    Dec 2003
    In a State Of Confusion
    A cop stops a car for traveling faster than the posted speed
    Since he's in a good mood that day he decides he might give
    the fellow a break and write him out a warning instead of a ticket.
    So, he asks the man his name.

    "Fred," he replies.

    "Fred what?" the officer asks.

    "Just Fred," the man responds.

    When the officer presses him for a last name, the man tells him
    that he used to have a last name but lost it.

    The officer thinks he has a nut case on his hands but plays
    along with it.

    "Tell me Fred, how did you lose your last name?"

    The man replies, "It's a long story so stay with me. I was born
    Fred Dingaling. I know, funny last name. The kids used to tease me
    all the time. So I stayed to myself. I studied hard and got good

    When I got older I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I
    went through college medical school, internship, residency, finally
    got my degree so I was Fred Dingaling, MD.

    After a while I got bored being a doctor so I decided to go
    back to school. Dentistry was my dream. Got all the way through school,

    got my degree so I was now Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS.

    Got bored doing dentistry so I started fooling around with my
    assistant. She gave me VD. So, I was Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS
    with VD.

    Well, the ADA found out about the VD so they took away my DDS so
    I was Fred Dingaling MD with VD. Then the AMA found out about the
    ADA taking away my DDS because of the VD, so they took away my MD
    leaving me as Fred Dingaling with VD. Then the VD took away my
    dingaling so now I'm just Fred."

    The officer walked away in tears laughing..

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