...I want a new fecking shoulder.
Mrs. Cheese has accidentally (on purpose) pulled a musle in my shoulder and now it hurts like hell, supposed to be job-hunting this week but I'll have to put that on hold.
So if anyone has a spare shoulder they can lend me that'd be great. But please, no tattoos.
Edit: Left shoulders only please, I don't want to look anymore stupid than I already do.