Fake Shemp
...I want a new fecking shoulder.
Mrs. Cheese has accidentally (on purpose) pulled a musle in my shoulder and now it hurts like hell, supposed to be job-hunting this week but I'll have to put that on hold.
So if anyone has a spare shoulder they can lend me that'd be great. But please, no tattoos.
Edit: Left shoulders only please, I don't want to look anymore stupid than I already do.
Last edited by MCHeshPants420; 06-01-2005 at 09:33 AM.
Already started the operation. hope you join soon.....
effendi
How did this come about. Were you gimping for her?
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
Fake Shemp
I was making the case for women being crap at computer games because they lack spatial awareness and she playfully wrenched my shoulder from its socket. I was pretty drunk so my muscles must have been very loose and thus easily feckable.Originally Posted by manker
I think it was just a tactic on her part so she can then suggest a game of Tekken and then maybe win against a one-armed man.
pepper your angus
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get a job and then say you hurt your shoulder on the job and gets lots of money from them
Fake Shemp
get a job and then say you hurt your shoulder on the job and gets lots of money from them
Genius.
effendi
Feck's sake. Is it you with Chyna on that sex tape
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
Fake Shemp
Feck's sake. Is it you with Chyna on that sex tape
She's Greek. Think Xena, but much shorter. A Xena midget if you will.
Feck's sake. Is it you with Chyna on that sex tape
A Xena midget if you will.
Fake Shemp
Already started the operation. hope you join soon.....
Is the guy who is being operated on copping a feel there?
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