random fact about Vin Diesel

**leeferdude** · 06-04-2005, 09:31 PM

"The angels say that when Vin Diesel invented time, God was so touched that he wrote the Bible as a love letter"

**cpt_azad** · 06-04-2005, 10:04 PM

The clang is actually Lars beating on Vin's left testicle. Would have been the right testicle, but the sound wasn't as resonant.

wow, just wow

**muchspl3** · 06-16-2005, 09:53 PM

Vin Diesel was originally named "Vin 91 Octane" but converted to Diesel upon realizing he could get more miles per gallon.

**HCT** · 06-17-2005, 12:37 AM

Vin Diesel also has a qloader instead of a penis

**muchspl3** · 06-17-2005, 12:44 AM

Vin Diesel finished sim city

**muchspl3** · 06-17-2005, 01:11 AM

Vin Diesel can melt M&Ms in his hand.

Vin Diesel is a material girl. Living in a material world.

**muchspl3** · 06-17-2005, 01:41 AM

Vin Diesel shot the sherriff AND the deputy. Vin doesn't leave witnesses.

Vin Diesel can tell you how to get to Sesame Street.

**podium123456** · 06-23-2005, 01:28 AM

LOL another forum i frequent found this site a few months ago.... there are probably still 5-10 vin diesel quotes that get thrown up each day!!!

i made up a thread title that said "how much diesel could vin diesel pump if vin diesel could pump diesel?"

thought it was pretty funny

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