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    Quote Originally Posted by SpatulaGeekGirl
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    Walk around pretending to be aloof with your nose in the air. That way boys will think you are teh sexay and your double chin won't show.

    Men love teh posh totty.
    ROFL!!! OMG!!!! You have no idea how much the boys in my school hate my guts.

    None of them would ever think I'm sexy! They're all neds anyways, I wouldn't want them to.
    They're just scared of you

    I imagine they like the delicate blonde ones who don't have much of a personality. That'll change - at least for the ones who have a bit of personality themselves.
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    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SpatulaGeekGirl
    When a girl is young (in teens, I mean) if something is to rub against the Cervix (opening to the uterus) It rubs away the skin cells, which can cause cancer of the Cervix. They taught us that in Sex Ed.
    This is true but masturbating doesn't necessarily have to involve the cervix.

    I wrote a really funny reply but then I remembered how old you were and that your Dad is likely to read my note
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    muchspl <3 SGG
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Quote Originally Posted by SpatulaGeekGirl

    ROFL!!! OMG!!!! You have no idea how much the boys in my school hate my guts.

    None of them would ever think I'm sexy! They're all neds anyways, I wouldn't want them to.
    They're just scared of you

    I imagine they like the delicate blonde ones who don't have much of a personality. That'll change - at least for the ones who have a bit of personality themselves.
    No, they hate me because I dance and talk like freak, have spots and contradict their insults using over-elaborate logic that makes them feel stupid. Mind you, if they're going to follow me down the corridors calling my name in a funny voice they deserve to feel stupid, they need to know the truth, afterall.
    That's the way the potato mashes.
    That's the way the pan flashes.
    That's the way the market crashes.
    That's the way the whip lashes.
    That's the way the teeth gnashes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SpatulaGeekGirl
    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    They're just scared of you

    I imagine they like the delicate blonde ones who don't have much of a personality. That'll change - at least for the ones who have a bit of personality themselves.
    No, they hate me because I dance and talk like freak, have spots and contradict their insults using over-elaborate logic that makes them feel stupid. Mind you, if they're going to follow me down the corridors calling my name in a funny voice they deserve to feel stupid, they need to know the truth, afterall.
    Exactly.

    Eventually being bright and funny will be an asset in teh sex getting - even if it's only because it temporarily allows them to shut you up
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    And they think sex will make me quieter?
    That's the way the potato mashes.
    That's the way the pan flashes.
    That's the way the market crashes.
    That's the way the whip lashes.
    That's the way the teeth gnashes.

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    They are afraid of you because you are strong enough to be different from the flock.

    Not being a sheep is an important thing in your neck of the woods .... and when talking to manbaa.

    Feck if this makes you feel even more different from these neds then it must be a good thing.

    Please to be feeling better at your earliest possible convenience.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SpatulaGeekGirl
    And they think sex will make me quieter?
    Duno, if I do it right she doesn't talk for ages afterwards


    Of course, speaking to someone that's fast asleep offers scant reward.
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    @manker- Oh, you mean afterwards.

    @JPaul- Thanking you.
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    That's the way the market crashes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul
    Not being a sheep is an important thing in your neck of the woods .... and when talking to manbaa.
    This is true (apart from the ovine gag). My days of talking to pretty, stupid women are long gone.
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    --Good for them if they survive.

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