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    Quote Originally Posted by SpatulaGeekGirl
    @manker- Oh, you mean afterwards.
    Not really but it was the best remark I could come up with

    In my experience women are frequently noisy during but, thankfully, it's never a conversation.
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
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    Not being a sheep is an important thing in your neck of the woods .... and when talking to manbaa.
    This is true (apart from the ovine gag). My days of talking to pretty, stupid women are long gone.
    I'm sure missus manker will be thrilled to know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Quote Originally Posted by SpatulaGeekGirl
    @manker- Oh, you mean afterwards.
    Not really but it was the best remark I could come up with

    In my experience women are frequently noisy during but, thankfully, it's never a conversation.
    Then you wouldn't be able to hear Family Guy, or whatever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul
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    This is true (apart from the ovine gag). My days of talking to pretty, stupid women are long gone.
    I'm sure missus manker will be thrilled to know.
    She is the main reason

    No point in ego stroking when that's all it will ever amount to.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul
    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Not really but it was the best remark I could come up with

    In my experience women are frequently noisy during but, thankfully, it's never a conversation.
    Then you wouldn't be able to hear Family Guy, or whatever.
    In my defence, watching Family Guy wasn't during intercourse.

    What else was I supposed to do
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
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    I'm sure missus manker will be thrilled to know.
    She is the main reason
    No shit Sherlock

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    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul
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    She is the main reason
    No shit Sherlock



    I might have turned gay.
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
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    No shit Sherlock



    I might have turned gay.
    Decision, decisions.

    Do you ever regret not going thro' with it.

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    And I'd believe it, too.
    That's the way the potato mashes.
    That's the way the pan flashes.
    That's the way the market crashes.
    That's the way the whip lashes.
    That's the way the teeth gnashes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul
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    I might have turned gay.
    Decision, decisions.

    Do you ever regret not going thro' with it.
    Following thro' is not something I'd be particularly enamoured with, if that's what you mean.

    I've heard horror stories about faecal leakage
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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